FACT OF THE DAY: you can do it
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
so many concerts, not enough money
i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins
Just in case no one told you today:
- Good morning
- You’re beautiful
- I love you
- Nice butt
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.
Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”
It’s so freaking cute.
The last one though…
Finally, eyeshadow for people who aren’t sissy girly babies who pee in their diapers.