officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  you can do it

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

truthed:

so many concerts, not enough money

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins

running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

radfully:

bongmeblazer:

crystallvisi0n:

giddy-stratospheres:

war kills people from the inside out sometimes

“In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.”

i think i’ve posted this before but it’s so powerful

reblog every time

One reason I didn’t join

wow this is powerful

stfurapeculture:

augustayc:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Really seriously flabbergasted and concerned about this.

This is terrifying and very important.

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

caskett-copop83:

This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.

Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”

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It’s so freaking cute.

wwhatevver-ampora:

moewave:

ohh-tedbundy:

A true warrior.

I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

reconditechief:

The last one though…

rosethouartsick:

Finally, eyeshadow for people who aren’t sissy girly babies who pee in their diapers.

rosethouartsick:

Finally, eyeshadow for people who aren’t sissy girly babies who pee in their diapers.