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Listen up.

I would love to tell you what I think.

Reason 4819571749 to love living in California. #beach #ocean #love #californiadreaming (at Long Beach)

No clue why people think I’m a nerd. I only have 8 boxes of books and a Kindle here… #moving #packing #books #boxes #bookworm #notevenallmybooks

  • Mom:

    Dad and I are having a barbecue if you want to come over.

  • Me:

    Thanks, but I'm hanging out with my friend David today.

  • Mom:

    David? I've never heard of him. Is he your boyfriend? Where'd you meet him? Does he go to school? Does he work? How much money does he make? What kind of car does he drive? Where does he live? With family or roommates or by himself? What's his nationality? What about his religion? Is he Jewish? Your dad and I just want you to find a nice Jewish boy. Is he tall? You always like the tall boys. Is he good looking? Remember when your cousin married that ugly girl and nobody liked her? Well? Tell me about your new boyfriend.

  • Me:

    I made a friend. His name is David. Not my boyfriend.

alaskaisnotlost:

nidoqueeen:

sweetsiddaleigh:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF FOREVER

literally every person on tumblr.

In case you were wondering, this is what it’s like to work in customer service.

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

Ok, I know there’s been some complaining about a lack of smart, slick, black villains

but I just saw Takers and there’s this guy called Ghost, and I got to say

Damn

“The Perks Of Being a Wallflower” : Patrick

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

recklessxobrave:

Can you spot your fandom?

all i see is my fandom

superwholokiid:

Tom Quieres Matarme con tu mirar *-*

superwholokiid:

Tom Quieres Matarme con tu mirar *-*

  • england:

    someone go call america for me.

  • france:

    how?? he's probably sleeping like a log--

  • canada:

    hold up i got this

  • canada:

    aHEM.

  • france:

  • england:

  • canada:

    WHAT TEAM??

  • [stumbling and footsteps going down the stairs]

  • america:

    [bUSTS THROUGH THE DOOR]

  • america:

    WILDCATS