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Mom:
Dad and I are having a barbecue if you want to come over.
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Me:
Thanks, but I'm hanging out with my friend David today.
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Mom:
David? I've never heard of him. Is he your boyfriend? Where'd you meet him? Does he go to school? Does he work? How much money does he make? What kind of car does he drive? Where does he live? With family or roommates or by himself? What's his nationality? What about his religion? Is he Jewish? Your dad and I just want you to find a nice Jewish boy. Is he tall? You always like the tall boys. Is he good looking? Remember when your cousin married that ugly girl and nobody liked her? Well? Tell me about your new boyfriend.
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Me:
I made a friend. His name is David. Not my boyfriend.
Pop Culture Brain | Movies TV Music Web Theater: Matt Smith Leaving 'Doctor Who' After Christmas Special
The BBC is today announcing that Matt Smith is to leave Doctor Who after four incredible years on the hit show. Matt first stepped into the TARDIS in 2010 and will leave the role at the end of this year after starring in the unmissable 50th Anniversary in November and…
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF FOREVER
literally every person on tumblr.
In case you were wondering, this is what it’s like to work in customer service.
RIVERS FACE
Ok, I know there’s been some complaining about a lack of smart, slick, black villains
but I just saw Takers and there’s this guy called Ghost, and I got to say
Damn
“The Perks Of Being a Wallflower” : Patrick
Can you spot your fandom?
all i see is my fandom
Tom Quieres Matarme con tu mirar *-*
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england:
someone go call america for me.
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france:
how?? he's probably sleeping like a log--
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canada:
hold up i got this
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canada:
aHEM.
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france:
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england:
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canada:
WHAT TEAM??
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[stumbling and footsteps going down the stairs]
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america:
[bUSTS THROUGH THE DOOR]
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america:
WILDCATS
