I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose
Can We All Just Applaud This Person?
HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY
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but like why would u tell shitty offensive jokes when really cheesy puns are way funnier and they dont hurt anybody
Cheesy puns require skill. Offensive jokes don’t. Offensive jokes are easy because you just need to say what you actually think about oppressed people and call it a joke.
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