Listen up.

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545. The only good seat in a convertible is behind the wheel.

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Jul 27, 2012

How I answer my phone...

• Newbie: Can I ask you a question?
• Me: Suuuure...
• Newbie: How do you answer your phone?
• Me: I pick it up and say "Helloooo?!"
• Newbie: ...

Jul 25, 2012

#work #funny #smart ass #i give the best answers ever