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Reason 4819571749 to love living in California. #beach #ocean...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:52:48 -0400

Reason 4819571749 to love living in California. #beach #ocean #love #californiadreaming (at Long Beach)

No clue why people think I’m a nerd. I only have 8 boxes...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 22:24:37 -0400

No clue why people think I’m a nerd. I only have 8 boxes of books and a Kindle here… #moving #packing #books #boxes #bookworm #notevenallmybooks

Mom: Dad and I are having a barbecue if you want to come over.

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 13:28:05 -0400

Mom: Dad and I are having a barbecue if you want to come over.
Me: Thanks, but I'm hanging out with my friend David today.
Mom: David? I've never heard of him. Is he your boyfriend? Where'd you meet him? Does he go to school? Does he work? How much money does he make? What kind of car does he drive? Where does he live? With family or roommates or by himself? What's his nationality? What about his religion? Is he Jewish? Your dad and I just want you to find a nice Jewish boy. Is he tall? You always like the tall boys. Is he good looking? Remember when your cousin married that ugly girl and nobody liked her? Well? Tell me about your new boyfriend.
Me: I made a friend. His name is David. Not my boyfriend.

Pop Culture Brain | Movies TV Music Web Theater: Matt Smith Leaving 'Doctor Who' After Christmas Special

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 02:05:19 -0400

Pop Culture Brain | Movies TV Music Web Theater: Matt Smith Leaving 'Doctor Who' After Christmas Special:

doctorwho:

The BBC is today announcing that Matt Smith is to leave Doctor Who after four incredible years on the hit show. Matt first stepped into the TARDIS in 2010 and will leave the role at the end of this year after starring in the unmissable 50th Anniversary in November and…

alaskaisnotlost: nidoqueeen: sweetsiddaleigh: I HAVE BEEN...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 01:15:52 -0400

alaskaisnotlost:

nidoqueeen:

sweetsiddaleigh:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF FOREVER

literally every person on tumblr.

In case you were wondering, this is what it’s like to work in customer service.

silliequotes: how-ood: #That’s it #That’s the show RIVERS...

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 18:09:46 -0400

silliequotes:

how-ood:

#That’s it #That’s the show

RIVERS FACE

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: Ok, I know there’s been some complaining about a lack of smart, slick,...

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 18:09:40 -0400

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

Ok, I know there’s been some complaining about a lack of smart, slick, black villains

but I just saw Takers and there’s this guy called Ghost, and I got to say

Damn

“The Perks Of Being a Wallflower” : Patrick

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 18:09:29 -0400

“The Perks Of Being a Wallflower” : Patrick

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b: recklessxobrave: Can you spot...

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 18:09:08 -0400

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

recklessxobrave:

Can you spot your fandom?

all i see is my fandom

superwholokiid: Tom Quieres Matarme con tu mirar -

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 18:09:03 -0400

superwholokiid:

Tom Quieres Matarme con tu mirar *-*

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Sat, 01 Jun 2013 18:08:51 -0400

tastefullyoffensive: [cyanide&happiness]

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 18:08:46 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[cyanide&happiness]

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Sat, 01 Jun 2013 17:26:04 -0400

england: someone go call america for me.

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 17:25:58 -0400

england: someone go call america for me.
france: how?? he's probably sleeping like a log--
canada: hold up i got this
canada: aHEM.
france:
england:
canada: WHAT TEAM??
[stumbling and footsteps going down the stairs]
america: [bUSTS THROUGH THE DOOR]
america: WILDCATS

nevver: Poorly drawn lines

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 17:25:42 -0400

nevver:

Poorly drawn lines

"In many, many animal species, the male and female of the species play complementary roles, with the..."

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 17:25:37 -0400

“In many, many animal species, the male and female of the species play complementary roles, with the male dominant in strength and protection and the female dominant in nurture. It’s the female who tames the male beast. One notable exception is the lion, where the male lion looks flashy but behaves mostly like a lazy beta-male MSNBC producer.”

- Erick Erickson (via azspot)

nevver: Taipei

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 17:25:28 -0400

nevver:

Taipei

kings-of-hell: mak-eba: if you make a dick joke there’s the...

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 17:25:11 -0400

kings-of-hell:

mak-eba:

if you make a dick joke there’s the 100% of possibility that james will find it

I want these two in the same room. No, I will not specify if I mean for a panel or Other Reasons.

vice-city-public-relations-guy: there are people I must outlive simply out of spite

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 17:25:06 -0400

vice-city-public-relations-guy:

there are people I must outlive simply out of spite

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Sat, 01 Jun 2013 17:23:21 -0400